simone from toronto. i'm she/her and i like to draw and create things.

tagged: cosplay - me - art - about

blindbraavosi:

i covered peggy sues version of hit the road jack n it took like 3 millennia 

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

poilcebox:

Orange is the New Black: a summary

starpatches:

bunny girl started out as silly doodles but then I fell in love

drillbot:

New aesthetic for all you fleshies.

Applique patches on jacket, tusks, and beard by Drillbot. Shirt from Skreened. Jacket by Some Korean eBay store.

MEASURE UR GAY with THE SVVARM METHOD

thebearinthecamp:

tovarischi:

pricingham:

you begin with a multiplier! depending on how much something means to you, it can multiply by different amounts to a maximum of 2. some examples of multipliers (mine) are as follows:

  • long-term partner gay (1.5)
  • polyamorous with one current partner (1.5)
  • trans (1.5)

then you have your GAY TRAITS. what kind of gay are you? mine are:

  • pug gay
  • fairy gay
  • mom gay
  • high femme gay

subtotal: 4

total: 13.5

now i ask u, HOW GAY ARE U????

WOW! before the svvarm method, i had no way of measuring how many gay i was! thanks to this patented system, i finally have a way to quantify my most severe homosexualities. thanks, svvarm!

heres my count

multipliers:

  • poly gay (1 partner): x1.5
  • trans gay: x2

traits

  • eighties gay
  • fairy gay
  • alien gay (pluto)
  • communist gay
  • ill gay

subtotal: 5

total: 15 gay! i am 15 gays

thanks to the svvarm method, i am now able to have meaningful and lasting relationships with my friends and family! thanks, svvarm!

  • polyamorous (2 partners) x2
  • trans x2
  • ace x2
  • bear gay
  • femme gay
  • bun gay
  • candles gay

subtotal: 4 gay

total: 32 gay!

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

holla-ween:

2 spooky 

so spooky